(Recorded from the words of a representative of rural intelligence)

In the zoo, a five- or six-year-old child, taking advantage of the fact that Daddy and Mom moved away on the window, swung his finger into a cage with a rat.
Right next to the sign "Fingers in the cage do not squeeze!!!"
The rat immediately bit him for the finger.
The boy had a whistle, and immediately received from his father a necklace.
Do you not see what is written there?! to
The boy, swallowing his tears, said:
I cannot read!
Soon I got a note from my mother:
How many times have I told you:
“Learn to read, my son. Learn to read!”