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 01.07.2017
11: when my mom's girlfriend's daughter and her husband were staying in our country, he ate all the rye from the pond, washed it from the water meter (I did not suspect it), cut off the grass and dug the roots from the strawberries.
Chapter 22: Why Is It All That? Did you starve them?
11: They were vegetarians :) By the way, I cooked strawberries from their serving. If you put a lot of lemons there, then it is possible. The color is beautiful. But the trick is that the flowers need to be wet before cooking. They swim and don’t drown. After a while, I took them with both hands and immersed them in the pelvis. And here it turns out, in these flowers so much of everything lives.. and how it broke the rescue on my hands running on my head.. I chested a few days later :))
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