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 09.07.2017
33 years before our era. Huanyeh, the king of the Hun, decides, for political reasons, to become similar to the emperor of China Yuan-di. He comes to the capital, and asks for a wife of a girl from the royal house.

The Emperor thinks. To give his own daughters to the nomad reluctance, he decides to give some hostage. Interrogated in the harem on the subject of volunteers, only one mymara named Wang Zhaozhyun is called, to which the emperor has not even entered once. It is not a pity, the Emperor is good.

They brought her, the girl goes to the emperor... and Yuan-di begins to tear her hair on her head. It turns out, the beauty he judged only by the portrait of the work of the court artist, and Wang Zhaozhyun refused to give him a bribe at the time.

The artist, of course, was shortened to the head, but Wang Zhaozhyun, from whose beauty, they say, the birds fell to the ground, left with the nomad.
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