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 10.07.2017
My father was an aitišnik, so I took care that I had no access to the comp. The password on my mom’s account stood, and on my account was a proga under system rights (not deleted) which restricted the computer to 2 hours a day.

When my mom was washing/cleaning the apartment and was wet-handed somehow asked to follow the clock under her account, she entered the password and left, I shot my mobile phone wet keys and then picked up the next day while my mom was at work)

Then the father burned and the password was changed to such that the mother entered 100 times from the leaflet.

It has been somewhere another half a year, and I came to the mind another idea - when launching the comp was changing the time in the bios for a couple of years ahead, the proga thought that the next day and gave more to chase. Then he returned.



Then I had to write a proga, which performed the shutdown of the system, but broke 2-3 programs such as word and exel with peint, and if they hanged then the system will not shut down (Win XP), although the command to shut down is also with system rights. The threshold turned off, thinking that the computer was shutting off, but then I canceled the command to turn the comp off =) So I became a programmer.
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