With LOR:
by Jopich1:
After buying the next pack of beer I was convinced that the brewers are lying and deceiving - instead of 0.5 add 0.4. What is a conspiracy?

and Xellos:
When milk began to be packed at 950 - I was silent, I don't drink milk.
When the strawberries started to be packed at 875 - I was silent, I didn't eat strawberries.