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 11.07.2017
I have received an order of "organic" cosmetics. I open the package, it is pleasant, but suddenly smells like some sort of hmmeli-suneli. Expectation: Tested with Indian sections. Reality: the probe was laid - a Chinese pad with a therapeutic phytosphere. It smells right through the packaging. No, hmmeli-suneli in "moisture" no, but there is mint pepper. The feeling is fire. This is all you need to know about Chinese cosmetics.
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