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 13.07.2017
How to stay in Vienna.
1st Come to the Belvedere Garden and watch Apollo of Belvedere.
2nd Get Museum staff asking: "Where is (your mother) Apollo?and "
Three After receiving the answer: "What Apollo?", try to find yourself.
4 is After unsuccessful searches to spit, scratch, squeeze in roaming.
5 is Find out that the statue of Apollo is in the Belvedere Garden... in the Vatican.
6 is So that it can be heard in Salzburg
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