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 15.07.2017
Alewer: Oh, I just recently explained to a friend the essence of my job – an analyst.
The wife says to her husband, “Buy something delicious.” The analyst is engaged in what constitutes a specific TZ for the husband: it is necessary for half an hour to visit a grocery store at a distance of not more than 2 km from the house and there to buy in the department 3 goods, a total cost of not more than 400 rubles, with a share of fat from 30 to 50%, with a share of carbohydrates - up to 70%, with a share of proteins - up to 20%;
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