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 16.07.2017
I make a list of those who drive EXACTLY, with the numbers and brands of cars. This is an agribusiness condition.
List of 15 cars Maximum
The car number is 3 letters and 3 digits.
A brand is the name of the company that produced the car, not "something ours" or some Japanese"
for cabbage you need not only bags and gloves, but also tools to separate cabbage from the ground - shafts, knives, etc.
Don’t replenish my personal collection of cloves when the potatoes are digged with a scissor and a clove, and the cabbage just curls their heads.
Good luck to everyone"

You were not in the army. I cut a tree today.
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