My girlfriend told me.

She lived with a healthy, upset and very jealous man. Never he

He did not go anywhere - and here he is sent suddenly on a business trip to the whole world.

A week. She was treated by a doctor known to her for a year.

She invited the doctor for a dinner. So yes, smoothly

Go to the case. For a couple of hours the entire apartment up the bottom, clothes

scattered on the floor with a flat layer from the bathroom through the hall to the bedroom, some

Condoms used in the house 5 pieces rolled... time -

Eleven in the evening. At that moment, a phone call goes on her cell phone.

Her husband calls. "My dear, this is a big surprise! I am at the entrance,

Take it! My trip was broken". She and the doctor are in shock.

Wear clothes – where are you? Everything is broken, he has no socks.

cowards can not find, she let everything clean up from the floor, they run with

with open eyes. A second call is issued in 30 seconds.

The girlfriend takes the phone, but no longer can speak or breathe, and there:

"Dear — I was joking! Of course I am on a journey! Good night to you!"