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 21.07.2017
The main thing is not to get into the ears.
WOW: And they can?
XHH: there is such a legend %)
Oh well :)
That two-washes will float into the ear, lay eggs, small two-washes will peel out of them, float into your head and eat your brain. It may have been in your head for a long time. Neural connections are cut in pieces. by KUSKUS
WOW: O_O
There are tattoos.
Twins eat cockroaches
WOW: O_O
You don’t have any cockroaches on the veranda. Think of Wifi? Figures
Who eats the twinkle?
and the birds. But where will they get you on the veranda? Wardrobe Leads
WOW : )
You don’t believe me, don’t you?
In a month, it will be the size of a pigeon. I'm going to catch the birds now :)
Take a bigger sock, do you know what snakes look like?
Well, the little ones.
Healthy people are black. with long sticks, so that it is more convenient to get a double-eye from the ear
A small silver. This is who?
These are worms.
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