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 21.07.2017
A acquaintance told...

She was once driving in an electric car with a battle filled with people. People are standing next to each other, the iPhone has nowhere to fall. He observes this picture: a few people from her stands a man of intelligent appearance, in a costume with a tie, in a coat, and right in front of him face to him - a busty man in a swimsuit. Ten minutes pass and this bucharick begins to give signs that it is about to break out. The situation is warming up: no one wants to leave, but to carry on someone else's semi-digested snack. And here the Alcohol has already vomiting powders, before the eruption momentum...

Now attention, the question is! What would you do in the place of an intellectual?

At the last moment, he took the man’s sweater and pulled it on his face.
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