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 25.07.2017
There are already square heads.

There is a man who lives with his mother. He can do everything himself, cook, clean, clean. Sleeping with Sasha Grey, Dunky Right, and Julia Roberts is only cheaper.

There is a man who does not know (that is, does not want) anything at home and does not remember how to get to the school of the younger and who is the oldest in the army. But there is a lot of stumbling, draining the finances of the family minus the rare stumbling in order not to drive the roof.

There is a aunt who does not know (not want, we found out) to earn well and wants to do well to the gentleman and to appoint a beloved wife.

There is a aunt who will earn money and repair the transmission and did not give up on her men with brainstorming (and they can't just wash socks, and please) and she fucking students and casual hackers and doesn't want to see them at home.

Intermediate options are also doher. And everything is legal, as long as you do not settle next to the other and start breaking it under yourself.
The fools.
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