I work as a courier. I sent documents to my partners. Such a solid company, sitting in a three-storey building. I went up to the upper floor – there is the cabinet of the general, which I need (signature to put).



The Secretary says:

He had a meeting and told me not to let anyone go.



And suddenly the door to the reception room opens, but no one enters... However, it was only at first that it seemed to me, and then I realized where to look: near the door stood a healthy red cat. There are rats in the teeth. Without paying any attention to us, he began to cross the door of the director’s office.



In response, the selector heard the same boss's terrible whisper:

and Katya! Who runs there? I told you not to let anyone go!



The Secretary:

– Ivan Sergeevich, this is for you Vasily Ryzhov! A weekly report!

With a warm voice:

Is it Vaska? Let go then.