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 30.07.2017
Danton: A spouse recently dropped a link to an intimate store. I write to her: "What exactly interests me?" She responds to a more specific reference - a whisper, like the runners. by Nicole. "Is it going to hurt?" A response to the link. I shrugged my shoulders and ordered. No matter what the girl can have fantasies, it can not be forbidden, somehow, I shuffle lightly.
Danton: The mail arrived yesterday.
Danton: Well, what to say... It hurts, especially when it hits the eggs. And this foolish man, the saliva so flows. When I go back to my grandmother...
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