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 31.07.2017
What do you like to hear from a girl?
- I will do it all by myself, don't crack, no, don't need to be long, I love when it's fast, you're offgenic!
to warm...
You can do this immediately after sex. Also impressive.
Go you...
And that’s what you’ll say to the rich goat who orders you a cocktail at the club. The guy will also like it.
You are a fool.
It also works. To the man, when he insists on food.
and all. Received.
You are cute! This phrase will end your conversation with a rich goat. After that, you will stay with your student without money and with a quick orgasm.
Better not to ask...
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