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 01.08.2017
Reviews at the I-Market on the Makita vacuum cleaner.
The Dignity:
It is convenient to run after the cat.
One charge is enough for 3 cleaning.
Combat readiness 15 seconds. Now everything I broke, dissolved, crushed, removed in 2 minutes. The ideal husband.
Disadvantages: It is uncomfortable to remove the dust collector. I am all the time in this dust. Every time I look like a guy from the movie “The Great Lebowski” when he scattered the dust over the ocean during the breeze.
Previously, I suffered from the ridicule of my friends, they laughed that I was cleaning. But I am afraid of my wife, so I continue to suck. Everything changed when I bought this carpet. My wife is also beating me, but now, when the root rings during the cleaning, I say that I’m doing homework with the makita. What questions can there be, man in the house! In beauty, everything went well, preserved dignity in general.
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