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 01.08.2017
Driver-X: This is called irony. At first you fly like the last time, you are cool, you have the fastest car on the earth in Belarus, you will come home much faster than all those nausea that do not know how to ride and write on the road. And then fucking! and you are standing on the MCCAD, the car is in the dust, you are waiting for GAI, you are made guilty for some reason, a broken car must be imported on the evacuator for your money, in your affairs, of course, you will not have time, the GAI fine, possibly deprivation, the car is not in use at the price of the debris, not under the repair at the price of another such car. And this is the best arrangement in which no one, including yourself, has been hurt by your fault. In short: time, nerves and money. And I'm going to go on my almost legal 90-99 km / h and at rest I'll come home, hug my wife, we'll go for a walk with our son... and you're still on the track at the broken cork. Take a step forward, friends.
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