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 02.08.2017
CJ remembered...

But if you have a normal relationship with your father, ask him how he met his mother. And you will be surprised to learn that already in the USSR, where there was no sex, girls have quite successfully demonstrated their interest and initiative.

At the very beginning of the collapse of the USSR, when the first sex timidly began to appear in the vast homeland, a girl named Deryuga studied with us in the institute, quite sympathetic, only her legs were covered with black hair. Once the girls hinted to her about depilation, such as a guy during sex is pleasant to smooth a gentle leg. She replied, “I’m not fucked at all. I am a fucking guy, I am a fucking guy who has his leg (in terms of hair).
When they talk about initiative women, I always think of Deryuga, and I think how good that my acquaintances are relatively uninitiative)))
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