From Incognito:

When I just arrived in Israel, I demanded in the store to sell me two syphilis and could not understand why the seller was red, then pale.
WOW: And what was there really meant instead of two syphilis? and ?
XX: Two towels - they sound very similar (a towel magevet, syphilis - agevet, you think the letter forgot, I too!)
Put yourself in the place of a seller to whom a girl in shorts, a maid and a horse tail enters the store and asks to sell her two syphilis. Our conversation sounded approximately like this:
I need two syphilis, please.
I have not.
I know what is, I have seen it myself.
No to me.
Yes, I say, I have seen it!
Well, let’s eat, why do you have two?! to
My mom said one for me and the other for her.
She killed me :)))