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 11.08.2017
I’m in a clothes shop and I’m choosing. Two salespeople are talking:

The girls are courageous. Half an hour ago I stood at the box office, one of them approached me and said, “Please put off this dress.” I ask her name to record. She said, “Nastya. And the phone number and information, am I free on Friday, don’t need?”

And you what? Have you met?

No, I am not so brave.
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