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 12.08.2017
I have so a guy tried to scratch, hang, poison, drown, open the veins, and I will open him - and where you will hang, the pipe we do not have suitable in the house, in the closet you break the fence with the weight, it is from the shit, on the hook for the luster to hang - will also break out, here is not the house, but the sludge on the sludge, it will be painful to digest with chemicals, and the pills we do not have suitable, aspirin is difficult to digest to death, even more so, tantouverde to digest laughter and sin in general, to melt in the pelvis, and there is no hot water, in the ice you will melt the veins, to open in cold water is also not a cake, and you are afraid of blood. And in addition, you will cut off, I will call an ambulance and you will be in the resuscitation to tell the psychiatrist that it is not a camel.
You say you and the romance in you is not for a penny.
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