A fun religion

“For every wise man, there is enough simplicity.”
A. The island

I was taken to work in the beautiful city of Baku.
At the same time, a Turkish college friend invited me to see you. He can be driven to Baku from his Istanbul, too, that I can go out for bread, in trains and shuttles.
We sit with my Turk in the car in the old town, we wait for the operator of all kinds of beauty to dream, we sit, we talk about religion. My friend has become a noble theologian, he is not about Islam, he even in Orthodoxy more than any rural father knows, despite the fact that he is a Turk. A scientist became, although in the institute and was a ballbess-ballbess, like me. and what is nice, Russian language, I did not forget, only the accent added.
I listen, therefore, to a lecture on world religions, listen and suddenly say:

"Sorry Sherhan, I'll interrupt you, by the way, I can argue that you don't know the one religion that the Russians have.
- My friend, there are no such religions and even sect in the territory of the former USSR that I would not know. If I start to list it all, we will die of hunger in this car.
So let’s bet you don’t know the most fun one. Whoever disputes, he pays at the restaurant.
- Great, I agree, but you must not just say that there is some fun religion, but that I may be convinced.
Look out the window and see a group of Russian tourists coming here.
I see and what?
They are they.
by Uffala-alla What will you prove?
"Look carefully, now, without reaching us, some of them will start together and in turn sit right here on the ground, while others will laugh and photograph them. Funny is religion.
What kind of nonsense do you say, my friend?
At that moment everything happened as I predicted. Sherhan fed my entire filming group for lunch and, of course, was eager for the details. And I, under a great secret, gave out the main spell of this religion.
Sherkhan, then still for a long time stood in the same place and opened his mouth and watched the Russians passing by, joyfully bowed right on the bridge and spoke the spell - "Fuck the hell..."