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 21.08.2017
Chat of Sisadmin.
XXX is covered. The buch calls, says invent an official instructions. The fucking circus.
YYYY :
1) Drinking beer
2) Do nothing
If something is broken, you can beat.
and ZZZ:
No to. They will not miss.
The system administrator has the following responsibilities:
1st Maintain your own working condition through various means (including: for internal use).
2nd Monitor the performance of the enterprise network.
Three Conduct load testing of equipment, namely, graphic adapters, in various conditions.
4 is To control the high level of computer literacy of employees in order to prevent the consequences that entail losses of the company. In the event of such consequences, ensure full and comprehensive understanding by the employee of the inadmissibility of his deed. with the use of false means).
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