Review of StarCraft: Remastered

xxx: The game started to look very strange - like a retired woman with a thick layer of makeup. I don’t know how else to describe. I’ll be pirating, and we’ll see. If it comes, I will buy it.
YYY: Well here is it. Grandma dressed, tried, spent money on cosmetics, and you only need one thing from her!
Yyy: Even though my grandmother is only twenty years old.