I remember the poppy. History the first.
I have an exam, I am sitting and studying. This animal sits on the lamp and sows the table. Slowly moving on my shoulder. When he was finally confused in geometry, under his left ear was a loud voice: "Do you get stupid?"

Again in a week.
23 hours. I sit at the comp. The stomach feels a loud bump. After breathing, I go to the kitchen (the puppy sleeps there). I turn on the light and go to the refrigerator. The bird looks at me with an unwelcome look, sneezes and says, “What has come?”
For some reason, there was an obsessive idea to put it in the freezer.