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 01.09.2017
>>> You have the only option of self-defense and it is the opportunity to run away. These are the Russian laws <<<

Yes, you are an optimist. It is remembered, even at the zero in the Urals, the story of how a solitary forest worker was attacked by a soldier with a machine gun. He stayed with him for a week in the bush, which is 20 kilometers from the nearest settlement. He was led under a target, bound to a tree in the yard at night. When the feast was over, he took him to the village. On the way, slid into some wool, man, don't be a fool, fell down quickly. Nothing was stated, there was no time, a few days of stress. In short, this soldier broke his leg while falling, somehow got out and slipped to the track for a few days, there he was picked up. So the forestry for 4 months was held in a siso, wanted to be attracted according to the article "for leaving in danger". Really built hotels. And you say to run away... We’ll breathe it soon will be a prosecution.
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