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 13.02.2009
Viskla: At the universe today was the Aztec lot. Concert on Valentine’s Day.
The rector sits... all the dean sits... the predecessors and so on.
There is a small competition between performances. 4 spectators, divided into two teams.
The task: to name as many famous romantic couples as possible - symbols of eternal love.
They are called and called. "Kate and Leo, Tristan and Isolde.....and td".
In one couple is a real blonde (by IQ level)... stands silent... suddenly in her eyes appears a spark of enlightenment and she breaks out the microphone of the partner to the whole hall stating: Ivan Tsarevich and the Grey Wolf - a dumb second two silences and everyone starts to slip under the chairs - she sees that the thing is not in order and running - And with them Elena Beautiful.
Viskla: Here the fantasy included all =)
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