My husband and I always have trouble going to the pharmacy.
- Hello, you can pack a pack of condoms and a pad (for a grandmother who can't get to the toilet by herself).

or

Can I get 4 packs of bandages and condoms?

or

- Good night, can I have ice caine (anesthetic), 2 syringes and a pack of condoms?

I feel that soon in the pharmacy we will be considered maniacs.