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 12.09.2017
My daughter burned today.
I sit back to the refrigerator, she asks the adjika to get.
I get up lazy, turned away, looked, did not see, - not there - I say.

She did not let go, approached, stumbled and announced with a ringing child's voice, "Daddy! Why do you say there are no adjectives? She is! You just covered her with your eggs!

I looked at the squeezed broke parents, did not eat and added, for every case, - well these. The beetles!
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