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 13.09.2017
Begin to understand non-verbal signals and then get a response: What did you think? I just got stuck, that’s obvious! How dare you, I am not! Oh, who are you at all, fucking foolish to think about sex with ME!!11!" A good advice, yes

Remember the classic:
How do you have such success with women?
– It’s simple, Cornet, I ask them – Madam, can you allow me to penetrate?
- Lieutenant, but you can get it by the mouth!
You can even penetrate!
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