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 19.09.2017
Our penetration of the planet
Especially visible in the distance.

White people are often frightened by black people. If you are so cool, go for a walk in the black area. When you come back, we will talk.
I will tell you a few stories. I work with people. You take a man out of prison or take him away, and he wants to talk to normal end or start. They happened to different people, but for the simplicity of the story I will lead from one person.
So here, Igor, black like us, Russians. The same psychology. He stole, drank and went to jail. Half is already sitting, half is in line. Questions between them are decided by fist and weapons. They try not to contact the police. I lived with them for a while. How did he live? My boss invested in real estate. Purchased for 15-30K home for a couple of families in the south of Chicago. We repaired it and it was rented. A couple of months you work there and in a few days you already see where they sell grass, how much they take for ecstasy. If you want, you can buy something harder. Does the police know? Police are covering. The Chicago police boss gets about 350K, and the police officer 35K. Here they pick up. Customers are not touched either. What is the problem of delaying a white driver, in the evening, in a black area, in addition to driving "against wool"? But they don’t delay – they don’t scare customers.
So here. Usually when the house is finished or close to completion, you come in the morning and it is empty. In the sense without refrigerators, lamps, tiles, washing machines, cabinets. What are the windows and doors? Electric wires also pull out water pipes. Even the water is not closed. The boss is looking for people who want to live in the final phase. Until the last settled apartment. We had a case that 3 settled, so one cleaned and all heaters, air conditioners from the basement and roof removed. No one called the police, nobody called.
Oh yeah yes. Few people agreed to such a stay, and I always. and what? You do not need to get to work from work. During the day you get for what you work, and at night for what you sleep. Girls have a place to take. If you bring her at night, she doesn’t know where she is. Everything is new, beautiful.
But you live there. Sometimes for six months. You go for a walk, go shopping, clean the snow, cut the grass. The problem is that you can’t say that you’re one of them, from this area to say so, because “and you can see that you’re not a moscal.” Start slowly on the road from the store. What, was he lost? Then they are asked to share a couple of backs! They will come to your place and do what they want. We had two men, that the case to such a situation led to the fact that the nose was not shown from the house and they also regularly beat their glasses. One economist wanted to walk 7 km to his home on a straight street, so on the third day his two quarters were chased and pissed.
“I grew up in the city’s woods, and I did not hear good words.” So you stand quietly, look in your eyes and explain that you are not lost. You live here. You have bucks, but you will not share them, because you need them yourself. Where am I so bored? I come from the store, and in the yard the net is removed from the fence. Zero for me. Oh, I say, workers, fuck up. This is my territory and I take out the phone. And they are so laughing, not stopping to work, say shit, mashafaker. While you are going to call the police while they are going, we will turn some of the straws and wash. In two hours again. So, in the morning, we’ll load this servant onto the machine and leave. I just reacted. I’m not saying, Nika, I’m not going to call anywhere. I take your photo. I will send it to my friends. If something happens to me, they know who to look for. And then I’ll break your legs and fuck your black ass. And all because I am not a Masaphaka, but Russian. Two more steps to them did not take time, and their bright image dissolved in the evening fog.
The investor expelled his family for non-payment. They seem to have left, but the house is closed and someone still lives there. We enter, we open, we enter. Oppa, and there the youngest daughter is 14, her child is one year old and the guy is 25 years old. While the girl tries to talk, he pushes her hand away and goes out. I stand at the door. He does not freeze. The window opens, but the garage! Before the arrival of the police, we were all sitting on the fence. Comrade does not react. I jump, catch my neck, mount on the floor, search the march for the presence of knives and pistols. The guy is in shock. The white should be afraid to say a word, and this one goes away. I am not white, I am Russian. Then the second series goes on. The little girl begins to cry that she is being raped. I grab my throat and press onto the wall. It seems that she has already gone through it - scared and confused. Now, I say, I will shoot your bad butt, if you don’t shut up, and then I will drown him and put the gun in his hand! Quiet and quiet until the arrival of the police. He sits on the mattress and cries, he lies and does not move. The policemen were happy like their mother. They searched for me. It’s hard to find something that wasn’t. There is no belief in the story. The decision of the judge is in our hands. They ask if we want to put them in. My girlfriend has almost described herself, and I say not. Let them disappear. They try to collect things. “No,” the police say, “only what’s in your hands and on the beach. A boy tries to threaten me in court, but a police officer asks what he did here with a minor and a small child. The guy gets stuck and falls. The policemen say goodbye, approach me in turn and hold my hand. They remind us that they have checked the documents and, if desired, we can judge them. From the exit one returns and quietly warns me not to go out with the gun now, or they may be forced to search me again. I laughed and explained that I am Russian. He shakes his hand again and they leave.
I come here tonight for rent. Six apartments for 200-300$. The rest is paid by the state. On the third floor, the door is opened by a father. Well, there is a man with a grandmother, but not scheduled. Three of his five children. She is in full state security, and he lives on her account. The ability to reproduce. I have not paid $70 for the second month. Tamarah (Ah, these are the names) No, like her. I say this is his last warning. Tomorrow I will come at 8 p.m. and if there is no money tomorrow afternoon I will come with the workers and throw things out on the street. Because I don’t know him (three years he lives) and the apartment was rented by another person. He says in anger that with the money I’ve gathered, I’m not going to go home today. I explain to the stranger that I will shoot every risky, and his to a bunch for a clue. I didn’t get out of the building yet, but there was police. He threatened with a gun and shot them all. They look at the wolf and the hands on the handcuffs. Oh, I say, the gauges. I am a good guy, I take the initiative. Now I will be a face to the wall, I will put my legs wide, I will raise my fingers higher. You will visit me, with my permission, and then we will talk. They agree. They climb their pockets, look under their mice, behind their belt. They calm down, listen, and apologize. To say goodbye, the conspirators report that they could also search the machine. In response, I give a visit card where the KGB is written in large black letters. Gamma feelings on the rocks, as long as they read that it is a sports club. Rjut, say something to each other about crazy russian and get up to the debtor. They leave in a minute. As I sat in the car, the stranger ran out to me with the money. I apologized. Yes, I say, or I have already thought in the park whether to bury you or to pour into the foundation of a new house. He promises that everything will be fine in the future. I roar about myself. You have to work on your reputation until it works for you.
A photographer from the first floor tells me where a neighbor from the second floor is doing. Yes, she said, she quarreled with her boyfriend and he went on the bus. She thought and caught him at the stop. He came from behind and shot the people in the head. The Russians are not like them. We can take them out at night here, cuddles. No, I say, these are those whom the family expelled for something. And at home for her folly she would be stoned in the square, and he would be thrown to the bear in the pit. I’ve never heard of that, Blake. Well, so I never heard that no one paid such attention or told. You don’t tell me how you ate eggs for breakfast. The usual thing. I believed. Eyes like dishes. And the Holi? The image needs to be guarded.
Two years later, I was recognized in my new home. Oh! You, say, the Russian who lived there and there. Welcome to the neighborhood!!! to
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-09-18/#907117
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