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 19.09.2017
xxx: the tool of anal intimidation... we had such a local mem about a cyst
I have been operated three times in the hospital. Well, they brought more urgent patients who were one foot in heaven, well, they needed to be urgently on the table. and before the operation it is customary to rinse the intestines so that the percentage in the disconnect does not obscure the unintentional surgeons all the fun. I remember, the whole chamber was over me.
xxx: and after some time, his wife wrote a script for the "precaution" on the motives of people in black. And she had to invent a variety of noisy weapons of aliens. Then was born.
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