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Why are you not at work yet?

WOWU
Yesterday, my neighbor broke my electric shoulder. He is now in the hospital.

HHH
With electric burns? Are you here?

WOWU
No, with a broken jaw and a light shock.

WOWU
I was coming home, looking at a man on the pitch with a tail mashed. He heard me, turned and swung. Well, I picked off his tail and once moved in the mouth. Who knew he was so dumb! And then the mints went on, the bats hit me while I was already picking off the tail.

WOWU
Thank God, all the neighbors immediately confirmed that the tail was not mine, but the drunkeness of this!

WOWU
Now, the neighbor in the hospital, all the fines on him, the restoration of property and substation - on him, and here 15 days on the hooligan - me. It was not foolish to resist...