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 25.09.2017
Serega, a first-year student, decided to break up with her virginity. To begin with, he studied everything in theory, and before he began to practice, he sought advice from his senior comrades, with whom he lived in the same room. They carefully listened to the young man, perceived his seriousness and recommended starting to say so "from the bottom." In the third grade was a wonderful girl Lucia, who was distinguished by kindness and unpretentiousness. She did not deny anyone, and she was not a joke, but just a loving girl. When the older comrades talked about her, the voice became respectful and dreaming. She was asked to start with it. Serega spoke to Lucy for three days: “accidental” acquaintance, movies and kisses in the evening to say goodbye. Comrades were sick for Sereg no less than for his favorite football club. Finally, the final event, after which he appeared before senior comrades in a new status. They congratulated him, knocked on his shoulders and laughed fun. Serega changed the status of a virgin, to a virgin, which was refused by the unrestrained Lucia!
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