The AAA! I got an honest confession from my neighbor.

In fact, I have a dog. A medium-sized breed of puppy, walks only on a dog platform, but under the windows of houses I still carry him - the platform is through a quarter, and the dog neither can fly nor teleport, you have to get there somehow.

And here I go with the dog on the leash and in the hood (we teach him to this accessory now, always in it we take out) along the path. On the lawn near the house is walking a couple of dogs more seriously - dark uncles, one with an adult shepherd, the other - did not see, with whom, but large. And the aunt from the window begins to chase me - said, they guessed and dumped everything around, there is no rescue from you... I answer - and what you, say, chase me, I don't live here at all, I just went by, tell them. And she is like this: "So men with large dogs are terrible to mock, suddenly they will be poisoned!". And then she seems to realize that she has revealed a terrible secret, and hides in the window.