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 30.09.2017
The generous cat is burning.
I came back last night, happy. There was no strength to wake up at all, I just checked that no extra animals would jump on the bed. He decided to boast simply. And in vain.
For a day, the deceitful mouse was silent somewhere, and this morning was found in the kitchen and skillfully turned away from the shabby.
I have to call the neighbor’s cat again. With the previous mouse, she dealt with in 10 minutes, demonstratively disassembling 3/4 of the production across the threshold.
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