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 03.10.2017
I am an adult girl with a fairly small foot size (32-33), respectively, every purchase of shoes turns into an adventure.

(I know more jokes about the children's world than you do, so it's better not to try.)

I was looking for simple white shoes on the platform for a very long time, but no success, as in the rest of my life, was not expected.

And then one wonderful day I walked past the market and saw them. My size, no you bands, butterflies and spider-men, a platform capable of silencing the annoying bumping of my complex about growth - and for tiny money.

There was less than a minute between the first look and the purchase.

And then I immediately dressed up in my newest crosses and walked around Moscow. I didn’t have time to start to think about what was going on, how my new friends started shining and flashing psychotic flowers, risking to cause an epilepsy even in people who were not inclined to this matter.

Not wanting to become the object of public attention in the dark hour, I urgently sat down and began to scratch the platforms in search of a button that enabled this color music. At this time, my introverted nature panicked and saw everyone around me throwing fingers on me and roaring (in fact, everyone was generally scorned, but watched, not without it)

Buttons were found on the back of each platform. With the greatest relief, I pressed on both at once, and - oh yeah! Oh yes! ...



The wheels moved.
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