We have a classic Jew in our office, Kostya. The character, like the Jews in anecdotes, of the used tea bag is not questioned. He is constantly beaten up on this topic. So also today. Petrovich, sweetly smiling, with an oily voice asks our bone:
A bone or a bone? Will you lend me your laptop for the weekend?
In the group of friendship. Without breaking out of paper:
No problem, of course.
There was a silent pause in the air, and the people looked at...
– You’ll get back two, – continued the Kostia reluctantly.