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 17.02.2009
When will I grow up as a big uncle? Or I was brutally deceived.
URG: How is it?
The driver: in his childhood, he always asked – and why the machine doesn’t whisper and the doors don’t open.
Rider: and to me, say, you grow big, buy a real bikini - there will be everything.
Have you recently purchased a new Mitsubishi?
The Rider: Aha And from the morning the same shit doesn’t whisper, doesn’t start, doors don’t open.
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