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 16.10.2017
It happened yesterday at the house. I put the pump in the well and, of course, one hammer was not enough. I went out for neighbors. Fortunately, one was found. The owner expressed the desire to install it personally. Next is important! 1st A few kilometers away there is a psychic. 2nd He folds from the box with all sorts of bottles, and from his pocket with a quiet bell the keys to the car and the apartment fall out.

Pash, pick up the keys, or you will lose.



He puts them back into his pocket. We approach the well, he climbs inside, crawls there, I hold him for my feet, and suddenly I hear the same quiet ringing and splash.

The keys have fallen! I have to go up.

of Obaldo? There is a water pillar of five meters.

First we exhaust.

"I had the pump working for 4 hours and the level did not fall at all. Take a magnet.

We went together in search of magnets. No one has. I broke the column and got a great magnet. No rope anymore. I pick up the stick, stick the magnet, the catch begins. Scene: Two psychics are sitting at a well and catching a fish. There were no foolish workers there.
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