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 18.10.2017
Our dad today filina caught that from the zoo in May (!) has flown. The bird lived for a long time on the wild in the zoo itself, hunting waterflies. Then she moved to the neighboring residential building from five floors, and in the autumn moved to the square at her husband's work. In the morning, the bird was noticed by the husband’s boss. On the way to the zoo, they said, “Our! The chief decided that such a little thing, like catching a phyllin, our father is exactly in his power - somehow he is managed with seven children! The husband, having heard the order, went to work, removed someone's coat from the hanging there (well, it lived there, long since separated from the direct owner) and called a colleague with a car.
It is known that the phyllin sees poorly during the day, so the bird is not very tense, although it has struck on the crust of the gravian trail. I was more surprised by the people walking around. The husband just crossed the fence and threw a woman's coat on a stranger!
So, with a blue cloth, my husband and a colleague arrived at the zoo. There, of course, they were very surprised to see instead of the long-awaited runner-up a dull clutter of blue color. But the husband asked him to believe his word and was placed in a cage. There, he opened his arms along with his coat and the walker hanged down his head, clinging to his legs with huge nails over the mattress. I was delicately shocked! Well, everyone, of course, was surprised by this way of catching wild birds. They hunted her with a net, from which she with her powerful wings and nails chose.
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