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 21.10.2017
A friend appealed to one of the municipal services, a dialogue between a friend (Z) and a girl in the office (D):
D: You have a delayed mandate, I can’t help you at the moment.
Q: How late is it? The mandate is valid for six months, issued in May, now October - 5 months.
D: I’m right, I say it’s been six months.
A: Oh... how is it?! to
D: I have 5 fingers on my hand! That is half a year.
A: Girl, at least 12 months a year.
D: Well yes. I have five fingers on my hand.
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