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 24.10.2017
Little Republic of Malawi has been hit by a real fever. Locals walk with villas and torches in crowds in search of blood-drinkers. Anyone who suspects is killed immediately. There are nine supposed vampires.

Authorities are unable to take control of the situation, although more than a hundred hunters have been arrested. It turns out, Count Dracula was not a pale and thin inhabitant of Eastern Europe, but a black man of a sports body. The whole village is buried.

My granddaughter was with Hassan - he carried a backpack on his back. There were many pockets, an inflatable mattress and a bottle of water attached. It seemed suspicious to the crowd, and they started beating him,” says a local resident. Both were killed at the end".

He has a suitcase with pockets, he is a vampire. (from the textbook of Malawi Logic)
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