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 26.10.2017
Voron: I remember my grandfather, who was sitting on a cushioned couch in tapas, a maike-alcoholic, mocked Gorbachev, neighbors, a ZEU, a woman-insurer who came to his house to insure a garden house, and so on.
Voron: And since I was a child, I guessed what happened to a man in his life, that he was fun and energetic, and suddenly became a whirling starper.
Voron: I understood what happened yesterday. A girl from ZEU brought me a notification of a quarter payment debt. She looks 10 years younger than me. Just the thought: when I entered the institute, she didn't go to school yet, so what does she know? And it happened: about the underheating of hot water, about cleaning in the entrance, about a hole in the wall near the elevator. And the girl probably left with a firm thought: "Here’s the starper whisper".
ALEX: :D A cushioned couch, shoes and a mayka-alcoholic gift? )))
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