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 28.10.2017
XHH: Tired of listening to the problem within yourself, about starting from yourself.
Listen, who invented this, strangers annoying? I bought an immature watermelon, the light bulb burned, the billions were shattered, the rocks on the road, the war and the earthquake - everything is in me, it is necessary to remove myself and raise my appearance.
XHH: You can think, I am such a god: I pulled out the pimple - a hobby, the deputy minister was removed. I stopped scratching - the roads stopped digging, washed with soap - the TV began to show all art and cinema, anointed with greenery - the offshores dissolved, charged, yogurt ate - it is terrible to think, the whole country healed stronger than from this miracle.
XHH: In general, guys, I checked, the problem is not in me. Take it higher.
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