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 29.10.2017
A dark Saturday night. I am in a great mood enjoying family comfort and laying a pick-up, the children paint the painting, the husband looks with one eye in the series, the other in the phone. I went to the toilet and in three minutes I heard the scream of a wounded bison from outside the door. Given that my husband is not especially crying, from this scream my blood in the veins froze. I pulled off the phone and rushed to the toilet, climbed at the door, saying, "What happened, find out what happened to you?" The scream continues, I have thoughts in my head that I need to break the door somehow, but how, I have the strength, probably, will not be enough... And there is silence... And the voice from the door, say normal all the woman, you panic broke.

Do you know that he was there? Aliexpress announced the sale of 11.11. And there’s some shit, like proori in the microphone word coupon and get a discount on the product. The louder the nuts, the more discount. This genius closed himself in the toilet and gave himself a seam discount there. And I barely existed a brick factory, without any discounts.
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