K to:
" From the forum:
I work in the universe. The only color printer ES-no is with me (well engineer though ;-) )
A teacher (a grandmother-historic) arrives, asking to print on a color printer, large, the name of the newspaper "Russia of our days". It is printed in the colors of the Russian tricolor. When I said that it’t work, I started screaming and quarrelling.
Okay, figured with her, to argue with herself is more expensive. Printed on 3 pages:
"Russia and Russia"
"Our" is blue.
"The day" is red.
The grandmother went to complain to the rector that I was sabotaging my job and brought her a clean sheet. Get rid of this work..."

It is right, fucking! Get rid of! Is it a guy who doesn’t know about the contours?