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 04.11.2017
We collect signatures under the document on the project in a large state organization. Officials are a clear thing people are specific, just so nobody will agree on anything, the whole soul is taken out, splashed there and stuck back. So we sent our best seller, he is a MMA fighter, 140 kg+, big and terribly charming. Part of the signatures are collected, we get to one boss (No1). He goes to his office, sits on a chair, puts documents on the table - sign. In the cabinet there is also the head (No. 2) of the person to whom the signature was brought. The chief (No.1) is capricious, does not want to sign, calls even higher "the most important" (No.3) type "what was brought to me for courage?". The main saying is - "I know, don't be upset, sign". But the boss (No.1) continues to be capricious and tries to get rid of responsibility, such as "need to study...", "go then...", "I now have a meeting will be...". In the end, despite all the warnings, Naotrez refused to sign. We need a signature very much today, there is an uncomfortable break. Our seller rattled on the chair breaks his neck. Everyone in the office is in shock. The leader (No2) runs to the table and with the words "I will sign everything now!" signs the document for his subordinate. The seller takes the document and silently leaves the office.

By the way, this was the third chair he broke for the project. Two more tables.
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