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 04.11.2017
A single man is looking for a wife. His wife sent him a request:

I urgently need a 30-40 year old girl. Smart, beautiful, economical, moderately careerist, moderately active, passionate in bed, willing to do the house, to give birth to a couple or three children and indulgingly looking at her husband's hobbies with computer games.

The size of the chest should be no less than 4. It is important.

WOW : Oh! Jolie was released.
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